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Which Number Is The Funniest? by sherifastro(m): 07:33 pm On 12 Dec 2017
Abeg mak una join me laugh ooo!!!
1. My sister is preparing stew with one of her hen
that has slept wit almost all the cocks in my Area...
As 4 me i wont eat that prostitute
2. An ibadan boy will b lik "My name is segun
ogunalade, i want to wish my daddy, mummy, baba
and mama, my uncles and aunties and egbon fatai,
egbon basky, i want to wish dem a merit kirismas nd
a fosforus new year.... Beeni...
Ok isorite
3. Nollywood will not kill me oooo. Hw can they open
casket and the corpse is sweating...
. Just leav me Am nt feeling fine
4. I asked my neighbour for iron, he said i shud use it
in his room..
Few days later...
He asked for my broom and i told him to use it in my
room.
Lkm issa pay back something
5. Owerri Boys be like "My name is Ramanus
ikechukwu peter"
But my friends call me R.I.P
fada lawd tak my soul
6. Back then in secondary school, i was d class
captain of my class, so our English teacher asked me
to write the names of noise makers. There was this
boy i dnt like. .......... And the idiot cough ...
Fada lawd have mercy ... Behold i write his name 100
times
7. I mistakenly stepped on a yoruba guy yesterday..
*Yoruba guy : (wit anger) hey, are u in zain
*me : nooo, am in mtn
8. After taking tramadol 600mg & Agbara bitter,
seven man power..
Then phone rings...
*Girl: sorrie i cant mak it Today
*Guy: you will never mak it in life..
Lkm
9. Guys with pinks lips on fb, but when you see them
in real life, their lips be like burnt offering
Let me run bfore dey catch me
10. Perfumes are not meant 4 everybody. Some girls
when their body odour mix wit Perfume they start
smelling lik four weeks fufu.......
Just free me ee, am nt okay
11. If u see the way some Guys shake their d**k after
urinating eeennn.. No one will tell u dat dey were bell
ringers during their primary school
12. Broke girls be like "baby i havent eat since
morning cus i ws thinking of u"
ogbeni stop lying, u dont have money to eat.
13. Imagine, bike man carrying me Singing"if i die
make u no cry 4 me" oga must i die wit u?
Drop me here bfore thunder wey no break fire u
14. How can i be jejely loving my girlfriend nd a guy
from nowhere will just show up nd started calling her
"Bestie" 4 wat na??
Oga leav us alone in peace
15. Abeg if i have offended anyone here in this group,
from january to december, we are almost at the end
of d year, send me a Recharge Card of N3000, mak i
use am call u to apologise... And ur number..
16. If this post have not mak u smile or laugh, broda/
sister i am tired of u, ur village witch have plastered
ur face wit concrete of sadness, nd 4 dose dat have
laugh nd smile to dis, kindly comment or else..... Only judas knws wat will
happen
Which number funny pass???

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